How To Sleep At Night?

If you can sleep at night please don’t bother to read this post. But if you can’t, please read my tips of how to sleep at night. I really can’t sleep when the sun is down, when the atmosphere is calm and silent, when almost all humans are asleep because it’s sleeping time. If you’re like me who can’t sleep during wee hours then continue reading…


To sleep at night, you should close your eyes, because if your eyes were open, it’s impossible to sleep. That’s what I presume, because most people can’t sleep with their eyes open. I think almost all people can’t sleep if its open, or not just almost, but ALL people can’t sleep when it’s open. (Only fishes can sleep with eyes wide open.) If you know someone or something that sleeps with open eyes, please leave me a comment.

To sleep at night, you should get tired, as in over fatigued. How to get tired? Get out of your house, take a long walk, then run, then walk again, then run again and so on and so forth until you get very tired of doing what you are doing. After getting tired, you need to rest and eventually you get sleepy and being sleepy can let you sleep.

To sleep at night, you should watch a boring movie. Examples of boring movies are: The Thin Red Line, Evening, The English Patient, Age of Innocence, Meet Joe Black, Lost in Translation, Evita, and a whole lot more. If you want to add a boring movie, feel free to leave a comment in this post. If you think the movie is not boring, just react violently and tell me that I $uck and the movies that’s on my list are awesome!

To sleep at night, go out, look up, and count the stars. If you can’t see any star due to a very cloudy sky, or the stars are already gone for some reason that only astronomers can explain even if the sky is clear, just look up, and count how many pixels are present in a very dark sky at night. Just assume that it’s composed of pixels, a LOT of pixels.

To sleep at night, go to your bathroom, take a shower, then take a seat in your toilet bowl and… do nothing. If you want to do something, THEN DO IT!

Lastly, to sleep at night, stay away from your computer. Just stay away if you can. If you can’t, the best thing to do is throw your computer outside your window if you have any, if you don’t have one, just carry your computer, throw it upwards, and watch it as it goes down and hit the floor. If it doesn’t have any damage, do the routine again, throw it up, watch it as it goes down, kick it, sphinn it, stumbleupon it, bump it, and do anything to knock it down!

That’s all that I can think of to sleep at night. If you have any tips of how to sleep at night, I beg you to leave a comment because I can’t sleep at night. Thanks :)

Co-Bloggers’ Suggestions to Sleep at Night:

» “if you want to sleep at night, open and read some of your academic books” – Ideal Pink Rose
» “Masturbation, very effective!” – Hussein
» “Watch Evita by Madonna. I had watched it three times and I fell asleep three times” – EntrepreNars
» Listen to boring songs… like Mozart or Josh Groban. If you want local songs, there’s Jed Madela and Christian Bautista, add Sitti to the list as well. – Winston
» Pervert thoughts can help people go to sleep – paul0
» To sleep at night talk to your boring friend (I’m sure everyone has one) or was it just me that all my friends call me ” my boring friend” Others say it really works and it’s less than 5 minutes to take effect. – Phaelun

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29 thoughts on “How To Sleep At Night?

  1. Can’t sleep at night? It’s probably you changed your body clock, so as not to sleep at night. Don’t try to fall as sleep by just closing your eyes. Try to close your heart, then your mind, your eyes will just ministerially follow either of the two. Even in practical side, shutting down the heart or mind, will lead you to fall as sleep eternally… ( ” ; )

  2. Hi I’m from Seattle. I found this while googling. Great tips of how to sleep at night. I’ll try to follow these tips so that I can sleep at night. I really can’t sleep at night, I think I’m suffering a sickness called insomnia, or is it sickness? or what? I really don’t know what it is. I can only sleep at day time. But at night. I can’t even sleep for a second, or feel sleepy for a while… this is bad..

  3. makinig ng songs na boring… mga mozart o di kaya josh groban. kung gusto niyo naman ng local, andyan si jed madela at christian bautista. idagdag mo na rin si Sitti.

  4. to sleep at night talk to your boring friend (im sure everyone has one) or was it just me that all my friends call me ” my boring friend” :P hehhe. guaranteed daw, less than 5 minutes.

  5. What I do is I that I put everything in position according to a day I slept SUPER well and just do the routine before I sleep. Now, even at 7 PM I can sleep. xD

  6. haha!! were on the same line sweety before fuck it up i cant sleep the worst i took up a sleeping pills but of course its too bad i did took that for one week as neuro doctor prescribe, well YOGA is the best if you got a problem in sleeping do the meditation uplift your souls and damn wow!!! after several sessions i think you are revitalized and can get a normal sleep afterwards but yeah kinda expensive but it works..
    well i think another effective thing is reduce the caffeine in your body stop sneaking on any starbucks or any coffee shops for God sake leave it if you want to got a normal sleep
    fourth thing, get hammered, get knock out, get passed out, DRINK WHOLE NIGHT BABY!! like gulp all those alcoholic beverages go to the bar and dance all night lets see…
    hmmmm if u still cant sleep with these advices well, lets say that not all works in all persons but this one works on me guaranteed hehehe!!!
    chao! see you back in the philippines again jehz

  7. @Lance – thanks for the tip :)

    @jhaz – hahahaha.. i don’t drink :P see u when you when i see you here in the Philippines :) How’s life out there on Mars? hehehe :D

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  10. I have been reading a few posts on here and have picked up some useful info. One thing I have found which works well for a good nights sleep, feeling more relaxed and focused is binaural beats. As strange as they may sound (excuse the pun) they are a very powerful method of relaxation.

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