Quiz: Can you pass the Google test?

Your final score: 60 out of 60
ANALYSIS: A perfect score! Maybe you could become a Google gazillionaire.

Weeeeeee!! I’m so happy, I took the Google Test for the first time, and without knowing it, I got a perfect score! I think I’m just lucky that’s why I passed. I don’t know the details about Google, Inc., but I managed to pass the sample exam to work in theNo. 1 Company in the United States! for the year 2007.

Here are the questions: (There are choices in the site, just check it out)

1. How many gourmet cafeterias does Google have at its Mountain View headquarters?
Correct answer: 11.There are 11, including the Plymouth Rock Café, the Basque-themed Café Pintxo, and the haute eatery Café Seven. Oh, and the food is free.

2. People at Google have a language all their own. Which Google-ism below has the wrong definition?
Correct answer: Economic volunteers: Google job applicants.Economic volunteers is actually the name Google gives to its gazillionaires – the several hundred employees who got in before management clamped down on gonzo option grants in 2003.

3. Which of these perks is not offered by Google?
Correct answer: All of the above are offeredOne limitation: Google’s referral bonus requires that the new employee lasts 2 months.

4. You’re in an interview for a job at Google. It’s best if you:
Correct answer: detail your many non-work activities (fly fishing! chess! photography!).Despite the often-long hours Googlers work, the company likes to hire people with many diverse outside interests. Narrow skills are a turnoff. The company prefers team players. And they get sensitive about the hint of evil, or hints that you’re trying to get rich by working there.

5. Which health benefit is not offered by Google?
Correct answer: Free massages.Sorry, you’ll have to pay $30 an hour for a massage onsite.

6. Founder Larry Page has decreed that “no human worker should be more than” how far from a food source?
Correct answer: 150 feet away. Unfortunately, the easy access to M&Ms have led to oversnacking by many employees. See “Google 15.”

Maybe you can be a Google Gazillionaize too? Click HERE to take the test! Have Fun!

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4 thoughts on “Quiz: Can you pass the Google test?

  1. no i dont think it is bad. but if you do then you do the job then. fyi when it is outsourced it is cheaper and if it is made here in america it is a lot more money to buy it. i would prefer a cheaper product then a more expensive product.

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