Nyok Nyok Nyok!

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away there was a breed of humanity out there, indistinguishable from others before it – unless you know what to look for. Like subtle differences in outlook, odd skills, curious behavior, and strange attachment to the word “Nyok“. These group can only speak and pronounce the work nyok and nyok alone.



These living beings were grown up with books full of Nyoks on each and every page. They were known as a studious culture defined through constant reading, researching, and studying. The first purely genius generation. They have practiced constructivism since infancy, has been transformed into something never before seen in human history, – a purely intelligent and smart society. With special skills, codes, and rituals all its own.

Here’s a recorded and written conversation of two intelligent Nyokers:

Nyoker 1: Nyok Nyok.. Nyok??!?! 🙂

Nyoker 2: Nyok!!! 😯

Nyoker 1: Nyok?? Nyok…………. Nyok Nyok Nyok!?!? 😮

Nyoker 2: Nyok Nyok Nyok Nyok… 😥

Nyoker 1: Nyok? 😕

Nyoker 2: Nyok Nyok… 🙁

Nyoker 1: Nyok!!! 😡

Nyoker 2: Nyok Nyok NyooooooooKKK!!! 👿

Nyoker 1: Nyok Nyok….. Nyok Nyok Nyok!!! 😆

Nyoker 2: Nyok Nyok… ➡

Nyoker 1: Nyok… Nyok Nylok! :mrgreen:

The End…

187 thoughts on “Nyok Nyok Nyok!”

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    • nyok nyok??!?! nyok nyok nyok! nyok nyok.. nyok! nyok nyok….
      nyok.. nyok nyok nyok.. nyok!!!! nyok!!! nyok!!! nyok!!! nyok!!! 😮

      nyok!?!?!

      nyok nyok… 😉

      nyok nyok nyok… 😆

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  11. I won’t be surprise if one day, this will be among the most searched keyword like Pinay scandal. Genius ang Pinoy e, at malupit sa diskarte.

    Pero di mo ako mapapasali dyan, ang baduy!

    Nyok! Nyok! Nyok! Nyok! Nyok! Nyok! Nyok! Nyok! Nyook! Nyoook! Nyooook!

    last na, nakaka-addict pala e….Nyok! lol!

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  14. sana mgreply ka rin gaya ni donald hehe, kaw ang 4th s nadiscover ko s problogger pero kaw pla pinakamalupit kumita. or so i hearddi lang transparent ang iba.di ngreply cla marghil at monaco. c donald nangumusta. anyway,ofw me dto s korea,nkagawa n rin ako ng site ng online tv streaming kya patok s mga pinoy mdami p rin ako traffic.keybol.blogspot.com un,niredirect ko lng s keybolmovies.blogspot.com ko ngaun. sana mkakuha din ako traffic s search engines,dmi ko n inapply s mga natutunan ko pero ala p din.cguro antay p ko,2days old p lng kc hehe

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    • teka from south korea ka pala.. iba timezone ko eh.. gising me ng madaling araw.. basta buzz me.. or add me sa Live or Yahoo as MSN…

      jehzlau [at] dostscholars [dot] org

      nyok 🙂

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  19. may pangarap ba kayong mapasama sa english dictionary katulad ng “meh” na nasa bagong published na english dictionary na ngaun… nyok, nyok, nyok! 😀

    nyok! 😯 nyok, nyok, nyok, nyok… 😕 nyok, nyok, nyok-nyok! nyok! nyok! nyok! 😆

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  20. mmmm…

    Nyok Nyok.. Hehehe I first heard it on Kathy’s father (wife ko) while making fun of me.. 😀 tapos ayun naging bukang bibig ko na sa YM…

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    • hi beverly! maraming maraming maraming sobrang mmaraminggggg salamat sa pag daan sa blog ko at sa pag iwan ng comment 😥 <--- tears of joy hehehe.. nyok!!! nyok nyok! :mrgreen:

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  37. waahh help me!
    few days ago nagpost ako ng comment kay yuga sa
    http://www.yugatech.com/blog/telecoms/why-telcos-prefer-time-based-charging-on-3g/
    eto yun comment ko dun-

    “Hey Mr. Yuga isa pang problema ng globe un mga hacker,kasi nga diba pag sa globe you can able to connect Globe GPRS(inside the globe wapsite) even ZERO balance.Pwede ka pa rin makaconnect outside globe wapsite for free even Zero balance.
    Syempre nanjan na yung using 3rd party browser or kahit anung tricks man yan para makapagbrowse outside the globe wapsite(Friendster mobile,free downloads outside globe etc.)
    we called it UFBT(Unlimited Free Browsing Technique)
    And even UMMS(Unlimited MMS)pwede ka mkapagsend & retrieve ng MMS for free..
    Unlike SMART kapag zero balance na hindi na makabrowse at send MMS..
    although nagkaroon na din ng UFBT sa SMART..
    kaya nga ako nakacreate ng Wapsite ko nun dahil sa UFBT.
    try to Visit http://akai1987.wen.ru thru your phone
    anjan yung mga ibat ibang tricks..”

    then after 5days I checked my blog stats clinik ko yung isang website referrer.
    eto yun forum http://pinoyden.com/index.php?topic=2418.0
    galit ata sa akin yung mga taong nakikinabang sa Unlimited Free Browsing Technique..
    nakakapagbrowse sila outside globe wapsite for free..
    hindi sila nagbabayad,diba pagnanakaw yun..although ginagawa ko din yun dati pero nagstop nako.

    miss annalyn diba dapatdapat malaman ng mga network provider to.unfair naman sa ibang tao na nagbabayad for browsing services..

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  38. It’s fascinating how language evolves. Now we think this “nyok” thing is just a passing fancy, cooked up by JehzLau’s convoluted mind. But who knows? 😆

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  40. WOW! Ang galing mo pala…Ngayon ko pa nalaman…Sikat ka pala…
    Iba iba itsura mo sa picture mo…minsan mukhang bata minsan matanda….hehehe…
    Peace!!!
    :mrgreen:

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      • Bilib ako sayo nyokkkk…Ang humble mo Nyokkkk….
        Keep it up Nyok..
        See to it mo talaga mareplyan mo lahang ng mga ka Nyok Nyok mo dito Nyok… 😀
        Oo na Nyok bata ka na kung bata Nyok..Bata ka pa talaga Nyok…Kasi Nyok pa lang ang lagi mong nasasabit Nyok…Hehehe..Nyokkkk…. :mrgreen:

  41. :mrgreen: That was funny. I recently signed up with Nuffnang and it was through them that I got to know about your site. Good job with how your blog is making waves here and elsewhere.

    Nyok :mrgreen:

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  48. nyok nyok nyok… nyok..nyok..nyok……… nyok..nyok… nyok..nyok..nyok..

    transalation:
    ang hirap ilagay ng name at email kasi white ang text di ko makita.. , and since nakita ko may new post ka.. iwan ako ng comment..

    isip ko alng san ang planet nyok nyok na yan.. sa kaloob-looban ba yan ng black hole.. 🙂

    maganda umaga sa lahat ng nyok-nyokers… 🙂 test ko na rin nag new avatar ko kung gumagana.. 🙂

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  50. Hi Nyok! Nyok! 😯 Este Jehz ➡

    Paturo naman sa SEO o. Kauumpisa ko lang ng bago kong blog. More professional na kasi nasa wordpress na din ako. Tungkol sa mga pagpapayaman. Hehehe… 😛

    5 days old pa lang yan. Sana marating ko rin yung traffic mo. By the way, napansin ko laki ng binaba ng feeds mo ha. Dati nasa 5K na.

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  51. hmm.. mahirap nga makita pag naglalagay ng pangalan at email ah… eway, nakiki-nyok nyok lang.. huli na talaga ko sa balita. hahaha!

    so.. nyok nyok nyok nyok nyok? ah… nyok nyok? talaga nyok? hehehe…

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      • kapag magcocoment reader d2 s blog mo tapos nakaenable autofill ng mozilla nagiging yellow yung background nung name at email field tapos white yung font color medyo mahirap nga makita kung ano natype mo sa name at email field, pag reply s comment medyo ok pa kasi filled up na agad yung name at mail pero pag bago comment try mo ahehe :mrgreen:

      • firefox kaya gamit ko.. basta yung white na font color di cya makita.. dko na maalala yung fill color eh.. basta nung una, mahirap mabasa… hehehe… 😛

    • oh weird? baka sobrang liit ng screen resolution u.. or yung video card u di kaya yung font.. 😀 kasi sa iba ok naman..

      na try ko dati sa Netopia, di ko din mabasa, kasi wasak yung letters, depende sa video card ata di nya kayang e form yung letteres na maliliit.. :mrgreen:

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  54. hirap mo na hagilapin hahaha nde ka na nagoonline s yahoo? pacomment lng ulit tagal na me nde comment d2 e nyok nyok enge nman cel no mo pa offline s ym kung oki lng 😀 nde mo me sgot pm ko plurk e ahehe thanks more power weeee nyok nyok

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  57. hi, jehz. pa-nyok nga rin sa blog u. mag-nyok ka rin sa blog ko para kahit papaano may sikat na nag-nyok sa blog ko.

    until now, nyok pa rin ako sa blogging kaya kailangan ko ng nyok ng isang magaling na nyokker.

    papaano ko ba simulan ang mga nyok-nyok para kahit papaano, tumaas ang authority ko sa technorati, o kaya magkaroon lang ng reader, ano, saan ko uumpisahan ang nyok. hay.

    sana ay ma-nyokan mo ako sa query ko.

    nyok time again.

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  58. Hello Jehzeel,

    Well, di ako special so di ko talaga magets yang Nyok Nyok nyok. 🙂 Pati Nyok ini-SEO niyo na rin ha. Mwehehe…

    Anyway, salamat sa dalaw sa blog ko. Have a great week!

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    • wahehe.. oo nga eh.. nyok race! 😆

      thansk sa pag daan sofie.. kahit ang layo layo mo dumalaw ka parin sa blog ko… 😥

      maraming maraming salamat 😯

      nyok! :mrgreen:

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      • Nyok…Ano ang nangyari Nyok??? walang reply na maclick ko sa message na reply mo sa akin nyok…
        Di ko mareplayan ang reply mo nyok!!! 🙁 …
        Anyway Nyok…
        Henyo ka Nyok kasi super spread na ang Nyok language mo Nyok…Sa mga earthling nyok being nyok…
        Nyok nyok…
        Congrats Nyok…
        Wala nang mga Shakoy sa mundong ito Nyok kasi nanyan ka na ngbibigay lakas Nyok…
        Lakas ng sense og humor nyok… 😀 😛 😆

      • aw.. kasi may limit yun nyok.. 3 replies lang.. masyado nang papangit ang thread pag maraming replies.. create ka new comment or reply ka sa previous comment para masaya 😀

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