I Hate Offline Stalkers
While watching a film inside a movie house, a guy in front of me, positioned 2 o’clock from my seat, kept on staring at me. He kept on turning his head and ogling in a very obvious manner. It’s annoying when a stranger looks at you in a flirtatious or desiring way. It’s very uncomfortable. I didn’t enjoy the film because my spider senses were telling me that someone is spying on me.
I did’t know what to do. The only picture that appeared in my mind is to transfer to another seat, far from this egregious stalker three meters apart from me. But I can’t move. Someone is stopping me shifting to another seat. I thought that if I’d transfer to a new seat, he’ll follow me. I decided to leave it that way and pretended that I didn’t notice that he was leering at me.
Minutes had passed and still he kept on doing that flirtatious act (that annoying ogle thing!). I pretended that I didn’t notice it.
A few minutes have passed again. He went out of the movie house. I was relieved for a few seconds until I found out that were already two seats apart. He pretended to go out so that others wouldn’t notice that he transferred on my row. We were two meters apart and on the same row gotdammit! I couldn’t move. I froze, aghast, and completely terrified. A blatant clamor inside of me started to break loose. But I pretended I didn’t notice it…
He went out again. I was relieved and hoped that he will not return. But, after that few minutes that he was gone, he went back again. He was nearer! He was a few inches away from me. He seated beside me!!!
I wanted to shout but I couldn’t! I wanted to tell him to keep away from me, but I have no voice to utter. I couldn’t talk. I was in a state of paranoia. I have no single idea what to do. I was thinking what the guy might do to me? Would he kill me? Would he snatch my phone? Or worst, would he hug and kiss me? (Ewww) or would he want to… ahmmm? I really don’t know what he wanted to do.
After 30 seconds of one-inch-apart state from the ogling stranger, i felt my adrenaline rushed! I gained potency to stand up and trek my way out of the cinema house. I pretended that I was into something was going after someone. Little that I know, he also went out and followed me. I noticed that someone was following me so I turned my head back to verify if my senses were not lying to me. I was shocked to see him at my back! I walked faster and faster down to the escalator, turn my head back, and he was still there. He was following me! He was also in a hurry. He was pretending that he was not following me, but it was very obvious that he was after me!
To be continued…
Nahhh.. I’ll continue this terrible experience. Hehehe. After I found out that he was following me, I moved faster, I was almost running in fear of what the guy’s motive in following me. I rushed to get near to a small crowd near a Davao Hotel, errr.. I mean near an open store (Starbucks to be specific), on the hopes that I would lose his track. I was even more surprised that he has an impressive sensory motor because and he was still behind me. My only idea on how get rid of him was to take a taxi and hope that he would not pretend to be my companion and go with me in the cab.
My sweat started to squeeze out of my body. I was still skeptical if I’d take the taxi or not. He was getting near me. Nearer and nearer as seconds passed. I finally decided to take the taxi then immediately told the driver to drive! “go go go! Someone’s following me!” Hehe.. Nah.. I never did that. I just pretended to be calm and told the taxi driver to take me home.
That was it. I never saw the guy again. I was glad he never followed me after I went inside the taxi. Hehehe. I was so afraid, annoyed and pissed with that kind of behavior. I hate oglers, stalkers, that mysterious stalker…
Lesson learned from this awful experience: Don’t watch a movie alone. Don’t watch if you’re not with someone, specially during LFS (Last Full Shows).
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April 12th, 2008 at 6:19 pm
totoo po to na nangyari
siningit ko lang yung davao hotel para di syang yung post.. hehehe.. pero totoo po to.. waaaaaaaaaaa!
April 12th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
Wahahahaha..
Kuya, baka callboy yun?
Pwede ka na sumali sa Pinoy Big Brother; ang description mo “Jehzeel: Callboy Magnet ng Davao”.
Peace.
April 12th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
@Mikko - amf callboy magnet ng davao ka dyan! waaaaaaaaaaaa!
kung ikaw nasa side ko nung nangyari yun.. naku po.. nakaka takot talaga pag may sumusunod.. darnn.. dapat may baril ako or tear gas.. hehehe.. nakaka takot lalo na pag di nag sasalita tapos tinu tutukan ka lang! waaaaaa!
April 12th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
Si jehzlau yung napagkamalang callboy.
April 12th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
@benj - nyokkkkkk.. hehehe
April 12th, 2008 at 7:06 pm
Kuya Benj, agree!!
Yun pala ang sideline mo ‘ya Jehz. Wahehehehe. Now I know kung bakit gising ka pa in the wee hours of the day!
April 12th, 2008 at 7:13 pm
@Mikko - waaaaaa! ako pa ngayon ang call boy.. toink!… takot nga ako eh.. waaaaa!
April 12th, 2008 at 7:15 pm
Waaaa, ibang klaseng callboy ka pala. Namimili ng customers.
April 12th, 2008 at 7:52 pm
@Mikko - putek.. di nga ako call boy.. waaaa! huhuhuh
April 12th, 2008 at 11:40 pm
stalker callboy magnet ka!!!!!!!
nakupo kung nagkataong namali ka at napakindat ka nang di oras, pupulutin ka sa… anito.
pero ewan ko kung may anito diyan sa davao. ahehe
April 13th, 2008 at 2:33 am
haha sikat!
April 13th, 2008 at 6:40 am
waaa naparami na yata obessesed sa yo jehz.
April 13th, 2008 at 7:57 am
putek talaga di ko makalimutan yung stalker na yun.. grrrrrrrrrrrr.. na babadtrip ako pag may tingin ng tingin.. tsk tsk…
April 13th, 2008 at 7:57 am
parang ayoko ko nang lumabas ng bahay mag isa.. haha
April 13th, 2008 at 8:14 am
Hahaha…hahaha…
April 13th, 2008 at 8:32 am
baka gustong makipag-exchange links! haha!
April 13th, 2008 at 8:43 am
Ibang klaseng experience kumikita na he he he
April 13th, 2008 at 9:44 am
hoy jehz! baka nakaCrush sa iyo yon! whahahha.. o di kaya humingi ng autographs dahil sikat ka sa web..o di kaya naman ay sabi pa ni julia..makikipag-Xlinks lang…pero what i have in mind is that..ano kaya movie and pinapanood mo? hmmmm..baka may relation sa pagOOGLE niya sa yo! aheheheh…daldal ko! anyaajaa
April 13th, 2008 at 9:49 am
Jehz. parang fan mo un. dapat tinanong mo if mahilig rin ba xa mag SEO? haha
April 14th, 2008 at 12:19 am
Gusto ko yung comment ni Julia, baka nga gustong makipag ex-links hahahaha. Jez sana kinausap mo ah, tapos tinanong mo ng ganito, “how much?” ahahahaha joke. Naaliw ako sa istorya mo at bitin pa!
April 14th, 2008 at 12:40 am
@Ambo:
How much? Linya ‘yan ng callboy ah.
April 14th, 2008 at 12:53 am
Mikko ssshhh lols
April 14th, 2008 at 1:38 am
ahahah. ganun nga daw pag magisa nanunuod. may experience na din ako ng ganun, nilayasan ko siya buti di na sumunod. sana tinitigan mo na maangas na dating “pare, ano ba problema mo?” heheheh.
April 14th, 2008 at 1:47 am
waaaaa offline stalker hate mo?
pano un online stalkers?
love mo yun? (^_^)
ikaw kasi kasi kasi cute mo kasi yan bleh!!! crush ka siguro ahihihi wahahaha hoohohoho
^_^
April 14th, 2008 at 2:50 am
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April 14th, 2008 at 5:13 am
@julia~ - hahahaha! exchange links ka dyan! haha.. waaaaaaaaaa!
April 14th, 2008 at 5:13 am
@Aice - kung online stalker ok lang.. marami naman.. at di halata. sanay na me sa online.. kasi di naman nakaka takot yun.. online eh.. hehe
April 14th, 2008 at 5:14 am
@phaelun - hahaha! babae ba yun o lalake??? hehehehe.. twice na to nangyari sa akin.. sa ibang mall din yung dati.. pero mas mabait yun.. kasi di na sumunod nung lumabas ako.. hehehe
April 14th, 2008 at 5:18 am
@Ambo - hahaha.. how much ka dyan.. toink… 1 link = $50.. sa footer link.. cheap no??? hehehe.. kung overall link.. like sitewide link $100.00. hehehe.. sana nga link lang talaga.. pano kung…..
@Rome - hahaha.. amf.. dapat lumapit lang yun ang nagsabi “Ikaw si Jehzeel Laurente? Yung may ari ng jehzlau-concepts.com? Pa autograph naman! at paturo na din ng mga alam mo sa blogging, etc.” sana ganun… pero ang laswa ng tingin parang gusto nyang sabihin na “Akin ka na.. yumm yummm.. Akin ka na….”
@ayel - bat ka tumatawa? DI nakaka tawa yun.. huhuhuhu… hehe.
@Cesar Noel - naku pag marami.. mag kukulong nalang ako sa kwarto..! waaa!
@Maki - di ako sikat.. cute lang.. hahaha.. joke
April 14th, 2008 at 5:26 am
waaaaaaa…bat ngayon ko lang nabasa to. hahahaha..
may pera ka naman, bat ka nagcocallboy? hehehehe. 
joke lang. 
April 14th, 2008 at 5:28 am
@Winston - hahaha! di ako call boy.. amputekk!
April 14th, 2008 at 5:29 am
@Dexter - ibang klase talaga! hahaha!
@Bugits - pambata na palabas yun.. “Nim’s Island” walang malaswa doon.. waaaaaa! si mr. ogler lang yung malaswa.. arrggggggggh!
April 14th, 2008 at 6:46 am
People like that wants to have a “One night stand” I guess. I have many friends who are like that.. that ogling guy inside a cinema house. They are looking for someone to f!U!ck and they are lucky that they can find one easily.
If someone sits beside you and staring at you. You now know what’s her/his motive.
April 14th, 2008 at 9:39 am
Ang mahal jesz ha. Wala bang tawad? lols
April 14th, 2008 at 9:42 am
@Ambo - hahaha.. uu mahal… kasi yun yung price ng advertisers.. hahaha..
April 14th, 2008 at 9:43 am
Wow ang yaman na ha. Ako na lang bayaran mo sige na mura lang ako ahahahahahaha.
April 14th, 2008 at 9:50 am
…wow, suspense!
April 14th, 2008 at 11:45 am
@Ambo - hahaha..
nag titipid nga me eh.. hihihi…
@Paolo - waaa! katakot
April 14th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
super tlga nangyayari yan nohh… so don’t watch by yourself nlng..haha..
-pat
April 14th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
para ka palang model IRL Jehz ha. haha ako Jehz.. paturo ng konting SEO :))
April 14th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Grabe naman sa pakipot to ahahahahaha.
April 14th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
wah! galing ah..buti di ka sinunggaban.
Yan kasi eh…sana sinama mo c sweetie pie…
karma yan
April 14th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
@Rome - haha.. magaling ka kaya mag SEO
no nid na.. online stalker ka eh.. stalker ng keywords.. hehehe ^__^
@Ambo - hehehehe
@pat q. - super talaga! hahaha!
April 14th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Aww. That happened na rin sa akin. He followed me din outside the movie house even dun sa resto na kinainan ko, good thing i saw a friend and hindi na kami naghiwalay
April 15th, 2008 at 3:38 am
tehehe! Ako yata yung nag follow sayo.. kasi may itatanong lang sana ako! kung free kaba sa sunday dahil dinner date tayo! hmm.!
April 15th, 2008 at 5:15 am
Natuwa tlaga ako sa pagbasa nito.
Kuya, malaki naman kita natin sa adsense bakit magcallboy ka pa? Hehe.
Pero nakakatakot tlga yon. na-experience ko na din yon eh.
April 15th, 2008 at 7:21 am
@Cathie - hahaha! buti naman may friend you.. kung wala.. patay!!!
April 15th, 2008 at 7:22 am
@Fendi - hahaha! nasa pilipinas ka na ba??
April 15th, 2008 at 10:31 am
ano kaya pumapasok sa utak ng mga stalker? yung iba, matindi talaga ang desire sa ini-stalk nila. huh
April 15th, 2008 at 10:49 am
@aethen - wahehehehe.. di ako callboy! waaaaaa!
@limferdi - dapat ipa kulong yung mga ganung tao!!! arrrgggghhhh!
April 15th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
bumabaha ng comments ang post na ito… sa gwapo mong yan… na attract ata hehehe… mga ilang taon na ba yun sa palagayu mo? hehehhe talaga lang ha…
April 15th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
@juler - mga.. 24 or 25 ata.. bata pa eh…. bata payat na may bigote.. medyo matangkad..
parang si bryanboy.com tapos lagyan mo lang ng bigote.. ganun,,. kamukhang kamukha.. imagine mo kung nakaka takot ba o hindi.. tapos sumusunod sa likod mo..
hehe
April 15th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
hahaha, baka siya nga yun, naglagay lang nag bigote, hehehe oi… crush ka ni bryanboy… hahaha
April 15th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
awts… buti di mo naisipang mag c.r. dahil sa pgpapanic mo kundi… paktay! ahahah…
April 15th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
@juler - hahaha.. nandidiri ako doon.. heeee… basta yoko yoko.. waaaaaaa! sana chix nalang.. hehe
bryanboy + bigote.. ewww. .hahahaa!
@babyface - inisip ko din pumasok sa CR nung mga panahong yun.. pero nag isip ako ng disadvantage pag nasa CR.. baka sumunod sya at e lock ang CR.. tapos may dalang patalim sabay sabihin “HUBAD”!!
naku po.. tepok ako.. hahaha!
April 15th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
Oh.. so this is what goes on in straight guys’ heads when fags chase after them… I never thought of it this way… Interesting.
April 15th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
@Blogie - nakaka pangilabot ang nasa isip ko..
April 16th, 2008 at 10:54 am
HOW DO YOU KNOW YOUR MUSCULINITY IN TERMS OF SEX IN OPPOSITE SEX, IF YOU HAVEN’ T MATCHED UP WITH THE SAME SEX?
April 16th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Whoa… now that’s radical!
April 16th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
wah! ngayon ko lng nabasa, pati ako kinabahan…. muntik na din kasi ako mahablot ng parang adik na tao on my way home… mas terrifying yun kasi sumigaw talga ako den tumakbo… buti na lng narinig ako ng tanod… nag back out yung lalaki… im really trembling nang kinausap ako ng tanod… bumabalik yung incident habang binabasa ko itong post mo jez… hay… alam mo diba ang bhaws ko sa may sta ana church?… dun nangyari, last thursday lng… as in kakatakot… ewan ko kung ano balak nya gawin… basta sumigaw ako… 11pm kasi out ko sa work… tapos kakainin pa ako ng dinner after… konting chika2 pa, kaya usually past midnight na umuuwi… hay… sa kakatipid na maglakad lang pauwi… yan tuloy… lesson learned (wag ng kakain ng dinner after work? hahaha, wag naman…) pagkatapos kain uwi agad, or mag take out na lng… i really experienced trauma… sobrang paranoid na ngayon… kahit 6pm p ng gabi… hayun c nice sumakay ng padjak pauwi… eh di parang reyna talga ako ng dumaan, kasi ang dami2 pang tao… hehehe…
April 16th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
baka naman gusto lang makipag exlinks. hahaha.
April 16th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
@Ryan Pacabis - I can’t answer your question.. hahaha!
@marhgil - nyeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…
April 16th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
@-nice- - hehehe nakaka takot naman ang experience mo nice.. mas nakaka takot sa akin… hahha
April 18th, 2008 at 12:27 am
Wala pa pero puntahan talaga kita at e sta stalk kita!! Ahehehe!
Kaya hintayin mo ako… Wag kang manuod ng sine magisa.. hmmm baka..:P
Fendi
April 18th, 2008 at 2:27 am
dapat tinanong mo na lang kung anong kailangan nya, baka gusto mangutang dahil lam nya dami ka pera..di kaya?
April 18th, 2008 at 8:51 am
@toni - hahaha.. nakaka takot eh. duwag kasi me.. takot ako pag ganun.. lalo na pag malandi ang tingin
@Fendi - wahahahaha!
April 18th, 2008 at 8:19 pm
Ayan.. MUNTIKAN KA NA! bwahahaha..
mala-spiderman ka na ngaun jehz.
April 19th, 2008 at 7:32 am
@JEhz mas matindi siguro kung sinabi “TUWAD” hhaha kaysa HUBAD. Tuwad ka para esintas mo sapatos mo. hehehe
April 19th, 2008 at 9:00 am
Nice Jehz, you did the right thing. Preserving the sacntity and integrity ni Adan. Waahhh, Great . Never sealed a deed on a stranger. Panu kung sa kakilala mo? Well, it’s show time. Hahaha…
April 19th, 2008 at 9:51 am
@Ryan - pag kakilala ko? Di parin ako papatol no! haha
April 19th, 2008 at 10:13 am
@eligio - hahaha… tatakbo na ako pag sinabi nyang tuwad or hubad.. hahaha!
April 25th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
You could try and publish your story really.
May 5th, 2008 at 8:26 am
petrifying eh ??
i could break er nose ! and bleed to death haha !!!
May 5th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
@fong - hahaha…
wishy-washy ako eh.. weakling ako.. takot sa mga stalker 
haha.. sa tagalog pa. duwag.. sa bisaya pa talawan.. so nidagan lang ko 
hahaha
May 19th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
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