Archive for December, 2007


Qoutes

Thursday, December 27th, 2007

There are a lot of Qoutes in the world. There are Love Qoutes, Friendship Qoutes, and Inspirational Qoutes and a lot more!





If you’re looking for QOUTES, then you’ve come to the right place! This post is all about QOUTES, yes QOUTES. Like love qoutes, funny qoutes, friendship qoutes, success qoutes, christmas qoutes, character qoutes, qoutes of virtue, qoutes of wisdom, famous qoutes, inspirational qoutes, qoutes of encouragement, life qoutes, music qoutes, qoutes of sadness, money qoutes, technology qoutes, science qoutes, math qoutes, and all of the qoutes that you can think of, you can get it here, right in this post.

If you cannot see the qoutes in this post, then you’re blind. Because I, myself, can see all the different kind of qoutes right here, right now. As what I have said above, you can find all the qoutes here. If you really can’t see what you are looking for, then try googling it again. Maybe, you have landed to a gibberish page that keeps on saying what has already been said, again and again… and again. You will never find what you are looking for because what you are reading right now is not what you are looking for. Maybe, you’re looking for QUOTES, but you have misspelled it, and entered QOUTES, instead of QUOTES. My advice, try to google it again, and see if you can find what you are looking for. :)

By the way, I’ll be updating this page soon on post some of my favorite qoutes for you. You can subscribe to my updates via e-mail or via reader to be updated about the latest QOUTES here at Jehzlau Concepts. To subscribe via e-mail, enter your e-mail address below, this service is 100% free. No spam, only new updates from my blog.

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Marhgil Macuha

Tuesday, December 11th, 2007

Marhgil Macuha is a very large planet that is 999,500,000,000 light years away from Earth. It is the only planet with 122 moons, without clouds, and without sea, in the Galaxy of SEO.

The planet was known by astronomers of ancient times and was associated with the mythology and religious beliefs of many cultures. The Marhgil Macuhaians named the planet after the Marhgil Macuha god Macuhadatkohm (also called Macuha.com).

This planet is primarily composed of metatags with a small proportion of qoutes; it may also have a rocky core of heavier page elements. Because of its rapid rotation the planet is an oblate spheroid (it possesses a slight but noticeable bulge around the equator). The outer atmosphere is visibly segregated into several bands at different latitudes, resulting in turbulence and storms along their interacting boundaries. A prominent result is the Gigantic Blog Ruins, a giant storm that is known to have existed since at least the 10,000 B.C.. Surrounding the planet is a faint planetary ring system and a powerful magnetosphere.

Marhgil Macuha has been explored on several occasions by robotic spacecrafts from neighboring planets who are trying to conquer and invade the said planet. The invaders always fail to conquer it, because they can’t beat the wondrous powers of the legendary keepers of Marhgil Macuha.

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How to get to the Philippine Senate Office

Monday, December 10th, 2007

If you’re here because you are googling for a guide of how to get the the Philippine Senate office easily, then, congratulations! You came to the right place, at the right time, in the right blog, and the right blog post.! Hurray! Hep Hep Hurray!

I will be blogging now about my experience, about my terrible experience perhaps, in locating the Philippine Senate Office. I was so disappointed of all the taxi drivers because they don’t know where the Senate Office is. 100% of the taxi drivers don’t know where the Senate office is located. Why 100%? Because the 3 drivers of the 3 taxi cabs that I rode don’t know where the heck is the Senate office. If only one of them knows where the Senate office is, the percentage should only be 66%. Hehehe. (Ang gulo ko :P).

So, how to get to the Senate office easily and without hassle. First, you should have a car, and ask someone to guide you where the Senate office is, then, that’s it, if that “someone” knows where is the Senate office, then you’re very lucky to have that “someone” with you. But, if he/she don’t know where is it located, then you’re unlucky.

That’s all for now… Thanks :)

P.S.: If you’re curious, and wants to know what’s my purpose in going to the Senate, just leave me a comment, and I’ll answer you. Bwahehehe :P

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Sunday, December 9th, 2007




If you encountered this error in Photoshop CS3, and you’re here because you’re looking for a solution to fix this error, and… Ahmmm? (Yun lang siguro. bwahahehehe). Oh my, I was confused, and now I don’t know what to write next. :)Let’s get to the main point why I am blogging about this Adobe Photoshop error. I googled about it, and I have found out that others encountered this sort of problem after installing Photoshop CS3, others also encountered the same problem after installing new fonts that are bugged, or should I say “erroneous fonts” or a font that is not compatible with your PC, or a font that was bugged, or a bugged font. Hehehe..

Forgive me because I don’t know what’s the appropriate terminology to use.I’ve been using Photoshop CS3 for quite a long time now. I have never ever encountered this error after installing Photoshop, and I have never installed a new font before experiencing this kind of error. But I’m glad that I’m not the only one who encountered this sort of “error” (redundant na ba? error error error grrrrrrrr…), because I’m not the only one (hehe), and my post title above are present in Google SERPs. Yiheeeeeee! So how did I fix this error? Just google about it and you’ll know, nyahahaha!

P.S.: Seriously, just re install the fonts, and you’ll fix this error in no time ;)

Widgetbucks is 100% Genuine

Saturday, December 8th, 2007

I was surprised today, I have received my first ever Widgetbucks payment from Mpire Corporation. Now, I can brag that Widgetbucks is NOT A SCAM! So for those who are ranting about widgetbucks, and spreading the word that it’s a scam, sorry for you, because I have proven that it’s really NOT A SCAM. Again, Widgetbucks is NOT A SCAM! My online buddy Marhgil received his payment also, you can check his blog if you don’t believe me :P

By the way, for the screenshot, siyempre, I have a screenshot below of my last October 2007 earnings. It’s worth the wait, even if it takes too long. The good thing is, they paid us before their deadline, which is 45 days after your balance reached $50. Their first payment should be on or before December 15, but they paid us earlier as expected. So, kudos to the Widgetbucks team, and to Mpire Corporation as well. And.. For those who are patiently waiting for Widgetbucks’ payment, congratulations! It’s really really really worth the wait!

For the screenshot, here it is:

So, do you want to earn extra income online? Why not sign up for Widgetbucks, and start earning dollars now!

ASUS EEE PC 701 Review

Thursday, December 6th, 2007




I don’t own this cool gadget, but I’ve experienced to play around with it, just like having one, because I’m always bringing it with me. It’s from my work actually, but I can bring it wherever I want.

Karlo of Pinoyblogero.com asked me to make a review of this very hot laptop that he was dying to have, that’s why I’m creating this post, just for him :P hehehe.. and syempre to those who are interested to have an ASUS Eee PC, this review is for you na rin.

It’s the best value-priced notebook on the planet for me, because of its super cute size and stylish design, its friendly user interface (that offers only six easy-to-understand options: Internet, Work, Learn, Play, Settings, and Favorites), it’s very lightweight, and it’s so cheap.
It can’t even occupy the entire space of my small black sling bag, and it’s very unnoticeable that you’re bringing a laptop with you. It’s semi-snatch proof (because snatchers will not notice that you’re bringing a cool and powerful gadget inside your bag, Hehehe… ) My boss bought it for only 18,000.00 Pesos, but I saw this in one of the stores inside the Mall of Asia, and it’s even cheaper, it’s only 17,499.00 in.. ahmm? I forgot the dealer who sells this stuff (just go there, and check all the PC dealers one by one, I’m sure you’ll find it in no time :P)


I don’t have an actual photo of this laptop, but there’s a lot in the web. Just google it, and you’ll find it in every corner of the search results :P But, I have a sample photo taken by this laptop from its webcam.
Clear naman diba? It’s a picture of (from left) Kuya Andrew, Me, and his cousin Tinky in Starbucks outside Glorietta 3. It only has 0.3 megapixels, too small no? Pero, it’s kinda okey naman…

For the specs, it has a 900-MHz Intel Celeron Processor, Asus Xandros-based Linux operating system (but you can install Windows XP if you want, it’s in the manual), 512 MB RAM (it’s upgradeable to 1GIG, or 2GIG yata, pero not sure about the 2GIG upgrade), 4GIG flash drive (eto ang ayaw ko dito, masyadong maliit ang storage. But not bad if you’ll just use it for blogging, browsing, twittering, chatting, and other stuff that you can think about and it will not consume any storage, and oh… about the 4GIG storage, you can only use 1GIG of it, because the system already occupied 75% of its entire memory, so there’s no room for large files like mp3s, mp4s, and you know the rest… You can use an external hard drive if you want a large file storage, I have tried it, and it works fast, this mini gadget can read and open all the files stored in a 250 gig hard drive [even more] as nimble as a PC with Quad-Core processor, hehe.. indeed, it’s really fast, I tell you…), 7 inches/800 x 480 resolution, 64MB video memory, 802.11b/g wireless networking, ( I have tried also to use its wireless internet, in free WiFi zones here in Manila, such as Robinsons Mall, TGI Fridays in Glorietta, and paid hotspots, such as Glorietta 1, 2, 3, and 4, Greenbelt 1 to 5, Starbucks Ayala, RCBC, and all Globequest WIZ hotspots. Its wireless network was incredibly fast, I can do live blogging, twittering, and other stuff that I’m addicted to, just like I’m using a PC with a T3 internet connection, whoaw! that is really fast no? bwahehehe… . I just hope that WiFi hotspots here in Manila are free like the WiFi in Davao.), three USB 2.0, ethernet, modem, headphone, and mic ports, SD/MMC card slots, its size was 8.9 x 6.5 x 1.4 inches, and weighing only 2 pounds. For the video pala, you don’t need to download such crappy DivX plugins to play DivX videos, lahat built it na! wala ka nang hahanapin pa :P and.. for the powerful IE browser (nahhh, just joking, it’s FF, katakot no pag IE? hehe.. ), you don’t need to install plugins such as Adobe Flash Player, Quick Time, Java Runtime Environment, Quicktime Player, and Real Time Player, because it’s all pre-installed. For the Messenger, Skype and Pidgin Messenger (it’s an all in one messenger for AIM, Google Talk, Groupwise, ICQ, IRC, MSN, QQ, SIMPLE, Sametime, XMPP, and Yahoo) are already installed. For the other features, just buy one, to experience its full power! Rawrr!!!

Overall performance was pretty snappy, even though its processor is only Celeron. All apps load fast, and you won’t regret in buying it because it’s ahmm.. basta yun na yun! nyahehe.. ^_^ Thanks for your time reading my quick and mini review :P

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Congratulations to the Top 100 Food Monsters

Thursday, December 6th, 2007

Yesterday, Jonas de los Reyes of Techievanglism shared this one-of-a-kind event for bloggers: The Trinoma Food Tour! and.. there are only 100 slots available for the said event. and… I’m one of the lucky monsters who made it to the list of the super duper lucky 100 food tour participants! (Pang 19 pa nga.. ibig sabihin.. atat na ata.. haha!) “Prepare to partake in a feast that will leave you not only satisfied, but bursting full.” :P

Yiheeee! This event was made possible by the following:

Here’s the list of the top 100 food monsters! Congrats! See yah! :P (Link LooOove..) ^_^

Jonas de los Reyes of Techievangelism
Aileen Apolo of An Apple a Day
Jay de Jesus of The DJ who’s not a DeeJay
Ariel James “AJ” Matela of Bakla Ako, May Reklamo?
Alfredo B. Palconit, Jr. of Alfredology
Cheekie Albay of theprodigalsunday
Angel Juarez of Color Me Bleue
Annabel Callos Choy of Sui Generis
Azrael Coladilla of Azrael’s Merryland
Benjamin Noel Espina of Atheista
Brian King Ong of I am Super!
Charmagne Feria of Memeticz
Catherine Jane Copaway of Cathietotzkie
Philip Marco C. Caballes of CokskiBlue - Pinoy Vlogs, Videos, and Vodcasts
Eugene Valencia of Virtual Inc.
Fritzie Ann Revilla of L’Ange Bleu
Edgardo Tulabut of Are You the Foot Faerie?
Hannah Lim Co of get in my head
Jehzeel Laurente of Jehzlau Concepts (ahaha! ako to! ako to! :P)
Jonas G. Roque of j o n a s . p h
Jonas Diego of The Blurb!
Ernesto G. Sonido Jr. of baratillo@cubao
Michael Conrad M. Ronquillo of HobbySnacks
Ryan Joseph L. Ramos of Anatopism
Katrina Inocencio of Broadcast Letters On Grid
Lenard Aaron Po of Kontra-B
Paolo Marinduque of Your Mind Will Go Pi
Chrissie Mata of kitchen cow
Lou William C. San Jose of And the World Continues to Turn…
Maria Dolores Lateo of Thoughts of a Noodle
Zaldy B. Dalisay of Major Says
Edgardo Tulabut of Are You the Foot Faerie? (ooops.. twice na to ah?)
Rain Contreras of one pinoy pundit points and shoots
Rommel Feria of Advocrazy
Noel P. Feria of The Armorer’s Codex
Lauren Dado of Pinoy Food
Noemi Lardizabal-Dado of Pinoy Food Blog
Heneroso Bistokya of Pansit-eating, mader packer blog
Maria Theresa R. Termulo of Prudence and Madness
Rodney Paolo S. Lagman of The House Without Hue
Marlon ”Lalon” dela Rosa of The Thumbsucker
Sheena Jeanne Krystle Elenzano of Funny Is The New Sexy
Rafael V. Soriano of Life Goes On..
Laszlo A. Lim of …does anybody remember laughter…
Alvin Kim Tian Chua of AQC
Renan Salvador “Renzie” Baluyut of Renzie’s Rants and Raves
Joe Albert Balleras of ____________ (confidential blog, hehe)
Joriben F. Zaballa of Jori’s entertainment journal
Iggy Javellana of Sensible Netnonsense
Maverick Grande of Maverick | Blogs @ Blogspot
Jillianne Kho of sweetdew
Maribeth Mauricio of Clarisse1
Maxine Anne T. Pinson of just me
Ann Capistrano of Blogger Food Tour. Eat for FREE!!!
Juan Karlo Licudine of PinoyBlogero.com
Ferdinand Capistrano of Blogger Food Tour. Eat for FREE!!!
Joann Divinagracia of Life and love
Nilo B. Baranda of N2DB
Shabby Pablo of HYUKTAdotNET
Christine Arteta of Every Little Thing I Do Is Magic
Michael Arteta of Red Hot Chili Sugar
Jose Mari M. Carlos of Java Joe’s Koffee Korner
Omar Dela Paz Itay of ohmski & orgulaschubb
Araceli G. Reyes of Araceli Gartner
Clarissa Estuar of Clarissa’s Site
Noreen Capili of Mush Moods Madness and More
Mira Brazil of Victory’s Site
John Andrew Camposano of Something Like The Sun
Sharline Cruz of Misteryosa.com
Katrina B. Atanacio of El Despertar
Jose Paulo Punzalan of Jeyps’ Site
Robby A. Cruz of RobbyCruz.info / Welcome Yourself!
Hedrick Jan P. Cabrera of The Dork Factor
Reynner M. Adonay of Reyn’s Room
Robert DC. Reyes of TurfSite Manila
Charmaine Cabugnason of An eccentric destination in Wonderland
Nerisa L. Almo of nherz14
Karen E. Naquita of Kurdapying
Gwen Nava of thegrapebunch
Denise Marie Francisco of untagged.shop
Kristine Michelle L. Santos of Punked Noodle
Juliet Cabugnason of Multiply shared Blog
Phoebe R. Casipit of a never ending tale of my life
Jo Anne A. Sison of sanmig
Mary Ann Mabuti of The first time
Ade Magnaye of Noisy, Noisy Man
Jose Mari Cariaga of Dipsoul Scribbles v14.0
Jeffrey Villafranca of FireEyedBoy
Grace P. Rosacena of ___________ (confidential blog, hehe)
Jayvee Fernandez of A Bugged Life
Lu Jean Ong of Everything About Nothing At All
Therese Lorraine Tan Chua of theresechau’s Xanga Site
Alma Karina Ramos of Kankunis
Georg Nava of Wanderlusts and Fancy Flights
Valerie Jane J. Badon of Momsies Rock
Joseph Christian Ylagan Datinguinoo of Sephthedreamer
Belle Baldoza of cubaokiddiekiss
Paul Vincent P. Rapatalo of Paul’s Blog
Neil Brian Bernardo of ES2PIDO|Estudyanteng Pinoy Dormitorian
Maria Shella Mendoza of Siyella of __________ (confidential ulit na blog :P )

And.. that’s it! (kapagod pala mag list ng links! whew!.. hehe) congrats to everyone who made it to the list! Thanks rin to Batang Yagit for giving me an idea of the Post Title :P heehee… Kita kits Food Monsters!!! ^__^

Please refer HERE, for the official list of the Trinoma Food Tour Participants.. :)

I Only Have 1 Valid ID, Western Union Needs 2

Wednesday, December 5th, 2007

Western Union needs two valid IDs in order for you to claim the money transferred to you. However there are some branches here in Manila that accepts only 1 valid ID. But before that, I would like to share a very short story of my experience in claiming a small amount sent to me through WU. I was pissed off at first, when I tried to claim a “money transfer” from Western Union, M Lhuillier, Blumentritt Branch. They told me that they want two valid IDs, and I only have one: My SSS ID. I showed them two of my valid IDs (SSS and Company) But the said, they don’t accept my Company ID. Only government issued company IDs are accepted by Western Union. Other valid IDs are: Postal, GSIS e-card, PRC, Passport, Voter’s, OFW, NBI Clearance, Driver’s License, School (provided with a registration form), and OWWA.

Other branches nearby Western Union ML don’t accept my IDs (There are 3 branches in Blumentritt, Manila). Only SSS was valid. But I never lose hope, I went to other Western Union branches here in Manila, I tried almost all branches from each LRT station, but still, they do not accept my other ID. Even if I showed them my birth certificate, and 2 major credit cards, to prove that I’m really JEHZEEL H LAURENTE, they still don’t believe me, because they must follow that damn rule :P. (I really wished to have my driver’s license, but I’m just too lazy to get one during my idle time.)

Finally, I have arrived to the last LRT station: EDSA / TAFT. I saw my last hope, the Western Union RCPI. I went inside, and showed my IDs: SSS and a non-government issued Company ID. The attendant accepted my IDs without any question.

After receiving my money, I then asked the attendant inside RCPI, what if I only have 1 valid ID, will you still release the money sent to me? :) She said, yes. Ooops.. tapos.. basta sabi niya na Yes :P hehehe ^_^

So if you only have 1 ID, and you’re going to claim a “money transfer” from WU, I recommend Western Union EDSA Taft branch. That’s all for now :P